dwight schrute mussolini speech transcript

When the war is over, in the worlds social revolution that will be followed by a more equitable distribution of the earths riches, due account must be kept of the sacrifices and of the discipline maintained by the Italian workers. OK. Ready? It is because we are certain regarding the grade of national maturity reached by the Italian people and regarding the future development of events that we continue to follow the cult of truth and repudiate all falsification. JENNA [00:49:23] Super catchy. JENNA [00:43:53] Is it a castle or is it like something hidden under a rock in the ground? All right. He can take that. ANGELA [00:43:30] Of course I did. Kugino's Pizza. Pam: Are you sad that Dwight beat you? ANGELA [00:16:28] But there was someone directly behind him. "Take Your Daughter to Work Day", I think. Kevin: Ive never ever seen you take a sick day. You know what? ANGELA [00:49:51] Yeah. ANGELA [00:07:26] Not just cancel it like a few days ahead. And as a result, he has to give a speech in front of a thousand people. They said, you know, definitely they didn't want me seated at my desk. It was necessary to face Greece, and on this point the accord of all responsible military leaders was absolute. [0 0 612 792] >> Shes showing no sympathy in inviting Jim. But guess who's the last person to touch the thermostat back in the office? Usually like four to seven takes per camera set up. He goes, "I didn't think so". It's an enormous convention. ANGELA [00:22:10] "It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern Pennsylvania based mid-size paper company regional salesman can attain". And it always, like, cracked me up. Although they were not recorded, the dialogue was very detailed. And I kind of remember it because all I do is sit at the reception deak. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. JENNA [00:37:40] Yep. Could we refuse to give our aid to the movement of salvation that had found in Antonio Primo de Rivera its creator, ascetic and martyr? We had never really had to provide lunch for that many people. To see this page as it is meant to appear, please enable your Javascript! JENNA [00:18:30] Well, I don't know if you notice at 20 seconds when Michael tosses the ball and he knocks over Jim's stuff on his desk, it all kinds of falls forward onto this pile of boxes that's in front of Dwight's desk. We're gonna-. It first aired on March 2, 2006. It was a cross between a Hitler speech and the eponymous Dwight Schrute awards acceptance from the Office (Season 2, Episode 17). ANGELA [00:30:53] I did, too. And Michael's like, what? JENNA [00:54:26] So was it written in the script that you're wearing a hat and then wardrobe had to come up with hat choices? ANGELA [00:26:06] This makes a lot more sense. ANGELA [00:44:46] So that, but I do know that the trail to Mordor. No, I was always cold. I just want to heat up some soup. And so I, it was picked for me. The opening football scene was funny, the middle segment was pretty flat and unfunny (How many times is Michael going to call everyone into an impromptu meeting in conference room? JENNA [00:37:59] Okay, so here's the deal. I remember shooting on that day. JENNA [01:00:24] Okay. Normally they do pranks together. JENNA [00:39:39] Not a problem. And the finale of "Skating with Celebrities" was at the same time as this episode. I think Dwight is like a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. JENNA [00:35:09] Terrible. I'm gonna help you out. Dwight's speech, which was possibly written entirely by Jim as a prank, is derivative of speeches given by historical dictators. Some of the smartest writing. Copyright 2023 OfficeTally. Dwight begins telling the staff a sailor joke, but Meredith stops him because her nephew is serving in Iraq. JENNA [00:53:50] With your little hat on. Michael: Im very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid, and I just thought that you were speaking abnormally. Not less heavy are the losses we inflicted on the English. TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. Not the best episode as far as gut busting laughs. ANGELA [00:34:42] This is so funny. And it is really the beginning of what I like to call "Ryan sass", that's going to really kick into effect later in this episode. We were so invested in our characters and how our character would react to a moment or to a story that even if we hadn't been directed or didn't think the camera was on us, we would stay in our characters and react in the moment. ANGELA [00:20:55] It was like chucka chucka chucka chucka chucka. Fast Fact Number Three: this was a little bit of trivia that I found on Dunderpedia. It was viewed by 8.4 million people. Ive SO been there. JENNA [00:44:10] How can you not describe it? JENNA [00:56:54] He really is. Michael: Its a joke, Dwight, not a sex ed class. I don't think it doesn't even mean anything. ANGELA [00:11:14] I don't. So he goes to Michael for advice. Sam, wake up in there. Angela, we've talked about that you were there. JENNA [00:35:26] No, but he'll never act again. The Season Two DVD contains a number of deleted scenes from this episode. ANGELA [00:18:16] Leslie is no longer there. I mean. JENNA [00:13:47] I would have pegged. It killed. JENNA [01:03:55] To get away from your wedding. I did too, when I went to Europe. Leslie was not expecting it. In one of Jims talking head segments, he shows a printed page of a speech given by Benito Mussolini. JENNA [00:23:00] And Jim makes kind of a quick exit. Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling) then states that it "is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston. Dwight: What if I give a really long extended thank you? JENNA [00:12:40] "Beavis and Butthead" didn't they say? The Greek losses are very high and shortly it will be Spring, and as befits such a season our season-beautiful things will grow. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch. ANGELA [00:42:25] They caught it. He's psyching him out. JENNA [00:01:25] Yeah. I mean, Pam, if Pam had any doubts at all that this was hard on him, she can't deny it anymore. And that's where the whole cast stayed. It's not true. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we . ANGELA [00:14:52] Do you want to know why? I remember shooting this, the thing that made me laugh on the day is Kelly's line. So I agree with you, Chris. For example, fan question from Mary Ann Lodans and Grace D and Mel Asako. yeah, i dont know, i didnt think it was a great episode, some parts, but not the great overall episodes like i felt the ones before the break were. The Danubian and Balkan world cannot ignore and does not ignore the Axis, Hungary and Rumania have joined the Tripartite Pact. Dwight has earned salesman of the year at Dunder-Mifflin. During the cold open, when Michael is throwing the football to Dwight he hits Jim's desk knocking a bunch of frames and pens onto the boxes in front of Jim's and Dwight's desk. Occupied France, Belgium, Holland and Luxembourg are, like the Scandinavian and Danubian worlds, within the orbit of Germany. I think Ryan's right. He said, "At various times Creed has spoken Japanese and Chinese on the show. I'm going to do my summary, but I'm gonna do it real gentle. JENNA [00:39:06] It's open from 10:30 p.m. to 3 a.m. ANGELA [00:39:09] Mmhmm, you go wrestle with your friends. The speech scene employed over 500 extras, an unusual occurrence for the series. I'm Angela Kinsey. I'm cringing. The scene with Pam/Kelly/Ryanloved it. JENNA [00:37:14] Well, Jim gets up in the conference room and announces he's going on a trip and he would like some suggestions on where to go. ANGELA [00:29:52] Where are you getting married? That was the most watched, recorded and replayed moment in TiVo history. Jim: What is that. And I had a fan question from Madeline Ethington. ANGELA [00:54:48] So they went with that one. The series depicts the everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. JENNA [00:21:04] This is the second time Jim has mentioned Cugino's. We're best friends. This was the motto of the Scranton downtown revitalization project. JENNA [00:05:39] He mentioned that Charles McDougal was really worried that you were going to see these dummies. ANGELA [00:07:55] That's what I remember you. [19] Not all reviews were so glowing. JENNA [00:00:08] And now we're doing the Ultimate Office re-watch podcast just for you. He said he did because he thought his character would. "Dwight's Speech" is the seventeenth episode of the second season of The Office and the 23rd overall. It's actually at 107 East Drinker Street in Dunmore. ANGELA [00:35:06] Cars slid off the road into the railing. JENNA [00:32:47] Yeah. So-. I thought BJ was very cute in this episode. And he's like, yeah, I'm never getting married. And she leaves the room. ANGELA [00:28:24] By the way, that's the smartest Meredith was written in the whole series. 2019-2022 OFFICE LADIES | PODCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EARWOLF. ANGELA [00:56:51] Ryan is being such a you know what. "[7] During the meeting in the break room Dwight references Good Morning, Vietnam. Let it be said once for all that the Italian soldiers in Albania combated superbly. "I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! Leave me out of it. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. But he said he hasn't used it since. JENNA [00:24:40] Is it because he's a little bit rubbing it in everyone's face? JENNA [00:11:06] It only ran for one season. I did a search to see if there is a gif of someone, of Michael saying, "I'm public speaking. They've had these moments now. So he goes to Michael for advice. Hilarious! ANGELA [00:43:03] Yeah. I don't remember. JENNA [00:58:07] Dwight immediately clicks into Michael's story. He says it's like Club Med, but everything is naked. And they had to tell them, you can't laugh. 1 0 obj 3 0 obj Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me. The ball goes super slow. JENNA [00:33:07] He says what is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman? The Office Dwight's Speech extras In one of Jim's talking head segments, he shows a printed page of a speech given by Benito Mussolini. But at Zama, Rome destroyed Carthage and wiped it out from geography and history forever. JENNA [00:28:35] They were the most fun to me. ANGELA [00:28:52] Yeah. Congratulations to Amber, Jaclyn, and Ping for winning OfficeTally.coms iTunes Drawing this week! And some takes they would have, they just had me there just in case. I went. Dwight Kurt Schrute III (born January 20, 1970) is a fictional character on The Office who is portrayed by Rainn Wilson. They wanted me to come out a little bit to the edge of accounting. That was an improvisation. He clearly can't handle Dwight having a moment of success. And Michael leaves. % JENNA [01:00:40] And otherwise they just had those signs up that said if you walk in this area, you might be filmed for a TV show. No, that was all planned. ANGELA [00:11:04] Who was on "Skating with Celebrities"? So here I'll give you the cast of "Skating with Celebrities". If he gets to the ring, then he can be a person again? He, lost his-. Important, like payroll papers. Then they're like, "Oh, my God, Leslie"! ANGELA [00:46:39] And he said he looked it up and it's paraphrased from a speech Mussolini gave in Parma on December 13th, 1914, advocating for Italy to enter into World War One against Germany. Commanded by the born soldier the Viceroy is and by a group of generals of great valor, the national and native soldiers will cause great trouble to the enemy. So I do remember that. JENNA [00:12:29] So "Cornhole with Celebrities". ANGELA [00:00:28] You're tippin' your hat a little to this episode, which is:. SPEECH DELIVERED BY PREMIER BENITO MUSSOLINI. Although Leslie's-. I think what's happening is Jim is saying. ANGELA [01:04:28] I think what he is finally admitting is they're, they're not best friends. Do I look tan? There's no tipping allowed. JENNA [00:01:45] So he decides it's time for a vacation. Wilson claims it is the only time he ever missed a day of work on the show. Written by Paul Lieberstein, and directed by Charles McDougall, the episode first aired in the United States on March 2, 2006 on NBC. JENNA [00:33:12] Vagina. He can't remember. Europe therefore, with the exception of Portugal, Switzerland and, for a little while yet, Greece, is all outside the orbit of Britain and against Britain. ANGELA [00:14:12] Oh, shut up. You can see us crouching over Pam's computer and we did a whole runner about our frustration with the new computer system that won't allow us to enter both alpha and numeric codes into the sales orders and that it was a huge problem. Brad Pitt and Mindy askes, did he die? ANGELA [00:49:37] He's having a minor panic attack. But Jim is like, "Dwight. endobj Season 2. Unless, of course, we find a good joke in his vacation. ANGELA [00:32:32] And I mean all the guys actually. ANGELA [00:45:27] No. Meanwhile, Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) plans a vacation to avoid Pam Beesly's (Jenna Fischer) wedding. Due to the science fiction convention mentioned in a deleted scene, a number of people in the lobby of the hotel are dressed in costumes: When Dwight finds Michael after the speech, a group of four costumed attendees are in the background near the center elevators. He'd be like, here's your fitness orb budget. ANGELA [00:15:30] What you cannot see is there is a petite blond person standing behind him. But he said, I do have a made up language that I've been trying to get accepted. It didn't have too big of a rim. ANGELA [00:49:00] It's full of people. It was like a Wednesday, but we'd already been filming in the bullpen. You mean just Mindy? So I feel like that was at least in, that was scripted. It's been a pleasure working with some of you, and I will not forget those of you soon. We already knew that from the Booze Cruise" and the reception is going to be at the V.A.. JENNA [00:47:58] Pam says it's nicer than you think. ANGELA [00:37:28] I did not Google that. ANGELA [00:40:52] Did he say, who are you? Like, he's kind of got this side smile. Maybe some people dont like it as cold as I do. But I didn't know. JENNA [00:20:13] I feel like this is like my mom trying to tell me about what life was like without a microwave. It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-sized paper company regional salesman can attain so . Oscar was like the only person that saw me. JENNA [00:34:14] So excited. What was his response? Randall and Matt would sort of catch these little moments that we did in the background that weren't part of the script. So back at the convention, you know, Dwight's speech, we said it's really starting to kill. ANGELA [00:02:34] People know me. Dwight's speech has absolutely nothing to do with being a salesman, but he delivers each line as he pounds down on the podium and yells into the microphone, looking like a dictator himself.. ANGELA [00:25:44] He saved it for ta bit. And Michael's like and really, really just brings the room totally down but really earnest and Michael's like, "Oh, OK. All right. JENNA [00:10:41] So in the United States. This is one of the first in a while. In a guest post written for TV Guide, Fischer described several of the conversations, which ranged from Pam and Meredith discussing "the problems with the new quality-assurance computer-input program", that the computers don't "accept both alpha and numeric characters", "backlog [of] receipts dating to 2001", and that Dunder Mifflin "changed to all-numeric product codes in 2004 and the computer system does not allow for the earlier records.